jackin the beanstalk

pretty self explanatory. An act of jerkin it, or tuggin the bugger. Otherwise known as masturbation.

Jon: "Yo, did you do your english assignment last night?"

Me: Nah man, I was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.

Jon: You been jackin the beanstalk AGAIN?!

Me: 3 times a day bro.

by J Benj November 5, 2007

Beastars

A very popular, amazing, anime about anthrophonic animals. Tbh you should watch it, its not that bad.

UwU OwO, beastars.

by (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ October 26, 2020

Beansnapper

A person or thing, usually a female, that does harm to your erection like physical contact, or something sexually awkward which makes you go flaccid.

"So we were at the strip-club yesterday, and this ugly chick got on stage. What a beansnapper."

"That fucking beansnapper kicked me in the balls."

by i821u812 February 27, 2009

beanshack

1. a shack full of mexicans, usually illegal
2. where all the mexicans hang out
3.where the beaners roll

I saw a beantank outside the beanshack.

How to clear a beanshack-
stand on the roof and yell 'Immigration!!'

by fredalicious February 1, 2007

beastastic

A coined word of beast and fantastic.

An adjective that describes something or someone that is amazing, cool, snazzy, or extremely awesome. Used, most often, as compliments or sarcastic remarks.

"Woah! Dude, Reanna that is a beastastic move!!!"

"Wow, you are absolutely beastastic..."

"Can't get much more beastastic than that..."

by N^2 March 12, 2008

Beastalicious

beastalicious status is achieved when a person is so extremely good looking that they have exceeded human comprehension, thus making them non-human and highly pleasing to the senses.

"OMG Becky, that boy is beastalicious!

by Special Kace December 10, 2016

Beastaphilliac

Someone who likes partake in sexual intercourse with animals.

If you fucked a dog, you would be a Beastaphilliac okay? :)

by Mikayla Leybourne June 1, 2009