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betadult

A late teen or twenty something, trying out important adulting skills for the first time.

Like beta-testing mode in software development, only, HUMANS.
"MOM, you have to help me figure out this dang car insurance thing! I'm just a betadult! I need a certified adult to help me through!"
by FlirtsWithNerds January 12, 2017
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Beaulah

The most amazing, pretty and smart girl in the world, she can be extremely sarcastic but she can also be very honest a lot of the time, if you ever meet a Beaulah you better treat her right and give her your love and attention, there ain’t much Beaulah’s there.
I’m soo lucky I met a Beaulah
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double beadle

The act of fisting either anal or vaginal by someone with both hands and the fister has small hands.

Named after British celebrity Jeremy Beadle
Terri: "Sam why are you walking funny today?"

Sam: "Gary gave me a double beadle last night, it was amazeballs.
Terri: "The guy with the tiny hands?"
by Craggnarr March 20, 2017
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seb beadle

slang for a “posh twat” or rather someone who votes conservative (a tory)
me: hello old chum

y/n: oh you’re such a seb beadle
by hungry_mama_2k20 October 30, 2020
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jeremy beadle

Jowly Star of Just for Laughs and Beadle's About. Also known as a "star" attraction at various circuses, possibly holding the chimps while Mary Chipperfield gives them a slap.
Interestingly, Jeremy was bitten by a rabid pig as a child and now one of his hands is turning into a trotter and he sometimes grunts like a rutting pig.
by Ian Rogers March 26, 2004
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Bryan Beadle

It is what you call a person who is just a joke.
A GIANT douche bag.

Oh, and a druggie.
So Call all your retarded douche bag friends Bryan Beadle.
Dude, I am feeling like a Beadle...nah not a bug, a fucking douche bag like a BRYAN BEADLE
by FYBB123 October 25, 2010
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beadle

To be dealt an awful set of cards in any card-related game, so named after the deformed claw belonging to TV’s own Jeremy Beadle: i.e. a ‘crap hand’
"Fuck me lads, I fold. Been dealt a propper beadle!"
"hehe yeah. Jeremy Beadle. What a cunt"
by Burro's Dead Nan November 26, 2006
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