you got to be shitting me

1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'
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you got to be shitting me

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.
Really dude, you got to be shitting me.
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when you get shit on

Your gonna stink when you get shit on
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You ain’t shit

Example agostina lamas ain’t shit

Girl: hey kid can you pass that!
Boy:no get it yourself

Girl: you know you really ain’t shit

Boy: what does that mean

Boys Best friends: she means your being an agu a person that ain’t shit

Example2 : you ain’t shit means your being an agu
When you don’t wanna do certain things for a person when they ask you for so help cause your lazyyyy asfff
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are you shitting me?

A more extreme way of saying "Are you kidding me?" This phrase is commonly used to express doubt, surprise, and sometimes displeasure.
Teacher: You got 56% on the Math final.
Student: Are you shitting me?
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