bargain basement

An adjective used to delineate when something is of a low or poor quality. Below standard. Generally unfabulous.

"Somebody should tell Ricardo that he looks like a bargain basement gay with that poorly made fake Louis Vuitton man bag on his shoulder."

"I can't stand my girlfriend's friends from high school. They're so bargain basement."

by NYLAsexbomb November 25, 2006

Party Barge

A party barge is a homemade water-craft usually made out of plywood, with 55 gallon oil drums, or some other floaty shit, as pontoons to float the boat.

On the flat surface of a party barge, you can get drunk, and relax in lawn chairs as you cruise around in the water, picking up some Dime Pieces.

Most party barges are equipped with a mini fridge, a blender, and a Ghetto Blaster, so you can crank the tunes and keep your beverages cold as you make margaritas.

Guy 1: Dude you guys made this party barge?

Guy 2: Yeah we got some plywood and oil barrels at the dump.

Guy 1: Damn this thing is fucking nice!!

Guy 2: ikr

(Guy 1 and Guy 2 party the day away)

by Rapehound June 24, 2011

Bargain

A good price for an item or product.

"How much for these anal beads?"
"Just £5"
"What a Bargain!"

by asggopi December 19, 2012

Land Barge

A very large, old, American car, usually a Cadillac or Lincoln.

syn.-land yaht

"Did you see Fred's car?"
"Yeah, what a land barge!"

by Brian January 21, 2004

Bargavi

A Bargavi is a sweet and genuine lady who goes out of her way to be a good friend. She's down for hers, is chill af, and will put up with crazy bullshit up until she needs to tell you that you're not acting right - and isn't like some other girls who might come off as bitchy about it. 0.0 True story bruh. You gotta meet a Bargavi.

Dude, you gotta meet a Bargavi. Girls like that are awesome!

by 24Jefe23 October 20, 2014

The Bargain Harold

You really need to secure the services of a 'lady of the night', but you don't have much cash, so you have to settle for a dirty transvestite.

"I was completely broke and needed to bust one off, so I had to settle for The Bargain Harold."

by Headmaster Doc and Dr. Dutchie July 20, 2008

bargainous

New York City c. 1995

bargain

bargainous: to be considered an exceptional bargain; ridiculously cheap.

"Yo, Jerome got ounces of White Widow for fo' hunned. That's fuckin bargainous, dude."

by FlavorDave July 11, 2004