max bateman

a snuggly inspiration to all. he is cute and hot and has a voluptuous back, mess with prince max and i will knock you out stone cold

i saw max bateman kissing a year 7 in the music room

by nedfromtryguys November 18, 2021

Patricia Bateman

Patrick Bateman’s female counterpart. A Patricia Bateman follows the rules of a sigma finance major religiously.

Patricia Bateman: Try Getting A Reservation At Dorsia Now You Fucking Stupid Bastard!

by notsosmoothoperator March 10, 2022

Bateman

When ever a kid acts retarded and that kid front flips. A Bateman is a juul finatic and always needs pods. Bateman will wrestle you. He says he won’t talk to a kid. Ex Preston, but you damn well he lying. Yeah what you bateman!

That kid is such a bateman

by New Cumberland February 12, 2018

BATEmanizing

The act of one attempting to plot, scheme, act, think or otherwise conduct themselves like Jason BATEman

“Lost in a train of thought, he was deeply BATEmanizing on how to solve the problem.”

by thisisclassmore April 14, 2020

super sigma patrick bateman syndrome

Long word for Autism, what kids think they have instead of just mental illness

Kid : Yo bro i have super sigma patrick bateman syndrome
Kid 2 : No, you are just autistic
Kid : boowomp

by ultra-super-mega-real_john August 3, 2023

batemans bay

the source of all evil in the world. its immediate erasure would be advisable.

by Murcida June 18, 2003

batmonkey

Noun:
A person that is considerably ugly

That batmonkey makes my face hurts

by Rondog December 16, 2007