basilicitis

An STD caught from Joe Basilicato aka "Joe Bee"

There's the new girl Joe hired. I give it 3 days before she realizes she's caught Basilicitis.

by TruthExposer January 24, 2015

basille

A specialty coffee grown from inside a human's anus. The sun never reaches there except in nudist colonies, so the coffee relies heavily on eaten McDonald's because no one can effectively digest it.

Best shared with friends and an effective weight loss medicine.

Oh man, this basille does wonders! I've lost 20 lbs!

I recently began growing basille, and now all my friends love hanging out with me!
Want some?
*grunting noises*
Here you go!

by coyot0 February 13, 2014

basil

Sexy, stunning and absolutely amazin. His quake 2 and 3 skills surpass anyone living. See also: Player!

Bas is sexy!

by Bas- April 30, 2003

basil

Basil is a very cool guy but its pernounced BAS-IL DUMBASSES!

wordbiohazzard/word is a Basil.

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Basile

An over glutonous being, usually a wop in nature, bearing the characterisitcs of desperate virginity, over eating, perceived but faulty "smoothness" with ladies, over extravagant coughing due to smoke inhalation, and a robust/sloppy figure caused by years of misinformed healthy eating habits.

Hey basile, stop asking me to smell your fucking food.
That guy coughs like a basile after a bong hit.
That guy gets less play than a basile.

by John Zord December 14, 2008

basil

A posh chump

'he's a right basil'.

by Verity Limo December 23, 2003

Basile

1. Greek name (named after a spice).

2. Most likely will end up alone the rest of his life.

3. Doesn't take anything serious.

4. Secretly has a small dick and feels insecure. He hides that by picking on others and pretending to be superior.

5. Conceited and belives he's extremely ripped.

6. Too demanding.

Wow, he loves himself.
- must be named Basile!

by JohnBlaven April 8, 2010