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Get the Classic Bardakoff mug.From gears of war, the kick-ass blonde gear from Delta Squad. Though Damon is a protagonist, he has the most abrasive and sarcastic personality of any gear. Despite this, he is a major smartass, and knows more than anyone on everything from mechanics to the locust, the enemy of the humans. Most often known as 'Baird'.
He's just about everyone's favourite character in the game, and he has many hilarious quotes throughout the series.
He's just about everyone's favourite character in the game, and he has many hilarious quotes throughout the series.
1. Marcus: You're Baird.
Damon Baird: Yeah, that's right, asshole. Question is, who are you?
2. Marcus: Baird, can you get a blast charge ready?
Damon: Course. Regular or extra strength?
3. Marcus: What's the status on that APC?
Damon: Status is that it sucks. The clutch plate is
cracked, I'm gonna have to take off the flywheel...
Marcus: Hey Baird...
Damon: ...And replace the drive shaft for sure...
Marcus: Enough! Just fix it!
Damon Baird: Yeah, that's right, asshole. Question is, who are you?
2. Marcus: Baird, can you get a blast charge ready?
Damon: Course. Regular or extra strength?
3. Marcus: What's the status on that APC?
Damon: Status is that it sucks. The clutch plate is
cracked, I'm gonna have to take off the flywheel...
Marcus: Hey Baird...
Damon: ...And replace the drive shaft for sure...
Marcus: Enough! Just fix it!
by Who else? Me. July 29, 2011
Get the Damon Baird mug.An aincent being from a time before the internet was clogged up with retard memes. An infamous bard on an Everquest server.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
I used to be Fansy the Famous Bard's friend, but I haven't heard from him for over 10 years. He's most likely moved on.. Fansy, if you read this remember me!
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