The barnicle

A closet homo that’ll shag your cat and blame his brother

Damm I got barnacled again!
(the barnicle was here)

by Victor wrongly June 1, 2020

John Barilalo

John Barilalo is the best spaghetti slurping, goomba stomping guy you will ever meet. He specialises in hand to hand combat against cameramen and he loves to goomba stomp on the national wildlife parks therefore converting them into unsafe apartments. Even though he is 110% Italian, he will execute you via deformation lawsuit if you even utter to him "mamamia a-John-a Ba-ri-ralo you need a-more spaghet?" Yes, he barely passed tafe, yet he earns more money than you and keeps his baby fat intact. He work harder.

"John Barilalo, is a fat greasy scrotum."
- Friendly Jordies-

by Just telling it like how itis. November 13, 2022

Nut barnicle

1. Someone who is allways around and wants to be just like you. They swing from your nuts in atempt to follow your every move.
2. A piece of dry Duck butter or underwear lint stuck to your Sack.

1. Dude get the fuck away from me and quit swinging on my nuts you Nut Barnicle.

by AROND July 19, 2007

Barnsley

A town found in South Yorkshire that is constantly slandered for it's culture. It has bad points...(Morons and an incompetant council) but is much like every other town and city found in England.

P.s The people of Barnsley never, or rarely speak like this; Am guin t'pit. They don't mine either.

by Orator of verum August 19, 2008

A Barnsley

An unexpected semi.

An unexpected semi errection, like Barnsley's run in the 2008 FA cp reaching the semi final's

Dude, last period I had a Barnsley.

by Chesk September 23, 2009

barnicle cleaner

After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"

"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 23, 2006

Barnice

Barnice is a mix between "bernaise" (the sauce) and the word "Nice". Barnice is used to describe awesome and cool things, or when something good happens to you.

This pizza is barnice!
An A on my exam?!? BARNICE!

by Dhe Kraken May 20, 2010