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Barking Spider 

A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.
Dude did you fart? No it's those damn!!! Barking Spiders.
Barking Spider by Tasty Beverage October 31, 2008

barking at the ants 

Vomiting (esp. in the street)
Landlord: "You look rough mate"
Gus: "I know, I've been barking at the ants all evening, I think it's your dodgy beer"
Landlord: "Well you did drink 19 pints of it"
barking at the ants by TommyJJ March 8, 2006

barking at the sidewalk

At first he felt alright, then suddenly he was bent over barking at the sidewalk.

barking tree spiders 

a huge loud ass fart near or around a camp fire.
"damn those barking tree spiders ar really loud tonigt.
barking tree spiders by mronesuit August 12, 2009

barking spider 

What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.
Who farted?
Dunno, but I think it's those barking spiders!
barking spider by Fartsnad June 23, 2004
Word of the Day on March 5, 2008

Barking Spiders 

When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.
(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.

Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.