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frog baseball

A reference to a very early Beavis and Butthead cartoon in which they treat the frog as a baseball, and hit it with a bat, just to watch it splat. Very funny.
Dude, that thing is toast, let's take it out back and play frog baseball
by Nekto September 19, 2006
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baseball wife

n. like a gold digger, but this woman's specific intent was to land a pro-athlete. Often attempt "unplanned" pregnancies to land their victims/husbands. Found in large quantities in Paradise Valley and Scottsdale, Arizona, especially at Fashion Square Mall.
She's only screwing him because he got drafted by the team. She's so trying to be a baseball wife.
by FooJee August 14, 2005
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Baseball Bat

An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.

Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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theatrical blueballs

To painstakingly watch a movie just to find out there is no ending, leaving you dissatisfied like an unsavory sexual experience!
cloverfields or even I am legends "Endings" will leave you with theatrical blueballs.
by iwuzbornTwiztid January 19, 2008
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Sicilian Baseball

A word used by Mobsters in the early 70's, to where a man grabs a baseball bat and smashes the kneecaps of his victim.
Mobster: Alright, lets take him out back and play Sicilian Baseball

Recruit: O.K.
by BrooklynsTyrant April 23, 2009
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Bittie Baseball

A newly popular game among rowdy college guys in which guys compete to see how many "bitties" they can score. Each girl is worth one win. The friend that ends up with the most wins or girls fucked within the baseball season (one college semester) wins.
That guy sleeps with so many girls that there is no way he's not winning his bittie baseball league.

Lets play bittie baseball and hook up with some girls!
by Ell Dee January 24, 2011
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baseball cards

What every little boy collects at one point.
Get Jared Weaver baseball cards now, cuz in 50 years they'll be worth a fortune!
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
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