This is the sore and painful feeling you get the day after skating in a roller derby match. It is usually accompanied by stiff muscles and bruises.
by tech.witch April 9, 2015
Get the bangovermug. permission to have redemption or pity sex with a person after experiencing a premature ejaculation event. (See Do-Over)
by TheMadKan2 October 23, 2009
Get the BANGOVERmug. Often accompanied by a hangover. A bangover is the usually not so cool feeling one is gifted the 'morning after' a night of beer goggles and ah, bumping uglies because you could. Not necessarily a good idea, but it seemed like genius at the time.
Accentuating Factors (things that make a bangover worse): He/She was coyote ugly. He/She was your cousin. His/Her nickname is 'cum bucket'. None of that is any good!
Attenuating Factors (things that make a bangover not so bad): He/She was hot. He/She made you cum so hard that if it didn't stop, you would squeeze out a kidney next time. He/She taught you something new or made you laff so hard you were worried about crapping yourself or sharting. All of that is awesome!
In contrast to a hangover, which has absolutely no potential of being anything but annoying, a bangover at least has the potential to generate some shits and giggles down the road.
Accentuating Factors (things that make a bangover worse): He/She was coyote ugly. He/She was your cousin. His/Her nickname is 'cum bucket'. None of that is any good!
Attenuating Factors (things that make a bangover not so bad): He/She was hot. He/She made you cum so hard that if it didn't stop, you would squeeze out a kidney next time. He/She taught you something new or made you laff so hard you were worried about crapping yourself or sharting. All of that is awesome!
In contrast to a hangover, which has absolutely no potential of being anything but annoying, a bangover at least has the potential to generate some shits and giggles down the road.
While texting (or fexting):
You: Ahhhh! Nothing like a brisk summer thunderstorm to wash away a bangover!
Them: Bangover? Wondering what else you got into last night...
You: Oh shit! *epic* typo!
You: Sadly enough, all I have is a hangover. Tip: You will always lose a shot contest with yourself.
You: Ahhhh! Nothing like a brisk summer thunderstorm to wash away a bangover!
Them: Bangover? Wondering what else you got into last night...
You: Oh shit! *epic* typo!
You: Sadly enough, all I have is a hangover. Tip: You will always lose a shot contest with yourself.
by Yagotta B. Kiddin June 21, 2014
Get the bangovermug. Ugh, I have the worst bangover from that guy last night. Where did he go anyway? Are those his shoes? God, my vagina hurts!
by Stoney52 November 5, 2009
Get the bangovermug. a common male feeling of disappointment shortly after (sexual intercourse). Usually accompanied by: a loss of respect, mild disgust, aversion, and repulsion.
dude 1: Dude, are you (banging) stacy tonight?
dude 2: No man, I was crazy about her until we did it, now I'm suffering from a severe bangover
dude 2: No man, I was crazy about her until we did it, now I'm suffering from a severe bangover
by rubber rob December 7, 2009
Get the bangovermug. by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003
Get the bangovermug. by ElenaMikeMattJordan March 28, 2010
Get the bangovermug.