Baltimore Oatmeal Patty

Your girl is deep throating your schlong when she suddenly starts to gag. Yiu quickly pull back and she throws up all over herself. You decide to go ahead and start fucking her anyway

I was asking my friend at the Orioles Game last night "have you tried the new Baltimore Oatmeal Patty yet"?

by Papa JK June 16, 2016

baltimore snowball

It's when one person stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the side while another person on the ground catches it either on the face or directly in their mouth.

I gave my landlord the Baltimore Snowball because she raised my rent $25.

by Gabby Hayes February 5, 2014

baltimore

Welcome to the home of Crabcakes, Club music, chicken boxes and Crown Vics. From Park Heights to Cherry Hill to Greenmount to Edmonson Village, Baltimore is historic Bitches!!! You gotta love us!

The best chicken boxes are in Baltimore!

by R Phoenix April 23, 2006

Baltimore blowfish

A classy move where a girl is giving you a rim job and you rip a huge fart into her mouth. Her cheeks puff up and then she's the Baltimore blowfish.

I hear your mom works in Baltimore. That must be pretty tough on your family.

by Nick D September 23, 2003

Baltimore tumble weed

A black porn or liquor bag blowing in the wind. Bags such as these are commonly observed tumbling up and down the streets there.

Wow, that last block had four Baltimore tumble weeds on it...a new record!

by wallyTour August 10, 2009

Baltimore Falcon

The act of blowing multiple toxic farts at a sporting event when seated behind an annoying fan. The stench swoops down on the unsuspecting victim, who has no recourse but to leave their seat, never to return.

John: Thank goodness you gave that loudmouth in front of us the Baltimore Falcon.

Donny: Yeah, he was really getting on my nerves.

by Merv Flanders July 26, 2007

Baltimore Colt'd

When a significant other (usually female) moves out of your apartment or residence in the middle of the night with no notice whatsoever, taking all of her clothes and belongings.

**Reference to the Baltimore Colts 1984 move to Indianapolis in the middle of the night.

Meat, when I got back from the football game at Glenbard South, she had Baltimore Colt'd her shit out of there.

by KBvsFLW March 10, 2009