Getting the Baltes

The act of totally getting screwed over at work in the midst of a hectic day.

Jim: "It is going to be super busy in the store today."
Bob: "Yeah and we have a huge work list to get done."
Jim: "and a ton of customers to take care of, maybe Brad can help us out with the customers while we get the work list done."
Bob: "Dude, Brad went home early said he needed to cut hours today."
Jim: "are you fucking kidding me man? We are totally Getting the Baltes in here today!"

by Polish Assassin June 22, 2011

barthelemy

a french, attractive man who has a queue of nice-looking parisians

ooh look mommy- a barthelemy

by QWE January 16, 2008

Blatherin' blatherskite

From the cartoon series 'Ducktales'.
Fenton P Crackshells key phrase needed to turn into Gizmo Duck.

When Fenton Crackshell said "Blatherin' blatherskite!", he turned into Gizmo Duck.

by stinkoman February 24, 2004

Baltej

Super handsome and attractive guy, easygoing, loves to laugh, and makes everyones day better. Definitely want to be friends with a Baltej.

"yo who's that guy over there?"
"that's baltej, sickest guy i know."

by yuppies with the puppies November 19, 2021

Balzheimer's Disease

The condition where one cannot remember that last time he got laid. Advanced stage: cannot remember with whom. Very advanced stage: Similar to advanced stage except he is married and faithful.

I cannot remember that last time I got, um, what's the word I'm looking for. Oh yeah, "laid." I must have Balzheimer's Disease.

by nuninthemorning August 7, 2009

Balchen

A last name for strong, tall, handsome men, and pretty, well dressed women.

That guy must be a Balchen, look how tall and handsome he is!

by Jakey123 August 13, 2012

Baltzell

A shy and quiet boy when you first meet him, but crazy and awesome when you become close enough. If you are nice to him and give him no reason to distrust you… well, he'll trust you. But if you do something out of line to him or one of his friends, it will be very hard to gain his trust back. He doesn't like to be rude, but He will lash out at you if you say something mean to him, his family, or his friends. He usually is never in a bad mood and it's very hard to get him angry, but when he is, it is the scariest shit ever. He is a very reliable person and will keep promises, but he will also tell lies. Normally, he will not like to share things about himself unless you are one of his very close friends. He is a very good listener, and will always make you feel better. Baltzell has a talent in arts, and has amazing gaming skills. He doesn't like to look upset in front of others, so He usually keeps his problems to himself. With hair as gorgeous brown and bright brown eyes, Baltzell is really a catch. However, he really isn't that into dating, so it would be difficult for him to accept you on a date. Also when he loves he loves different. You would be really lucky if you had a friend/boyfriend like him.

Baltzell is synonymical to Basil.

I have a crush on Baltzell.

by The 17th Joker February 8, 2020