Baloney Bonus

The act of wrapping your johnson in lunch meat before putting on a condom in order to give her that extra bit of girth.

It was my girlfriend's birthday yesterday so I hooked her up with a baloney bonus when she got home from work.

by Baloney Bonus June 28, 2012

baloney slices

Big, wet stains under your arms, on your shirt.

Wow, did you see the baloney slices on that guy. A Drew and Mike -ism from WRIF Detroit.

by Mike in Milford July 23, 2006

baloney pony chow hound

A person that loves sucking dick

Sarah is one hell of a baloney pony chow hound

by Big Hoss1993 March 12, 2018

wild baloney

An actual animal, found in Tazmania.

Wild baloney doesn't taste as good as real baloney. Mmm, mmm, newfie steak!

by strong badian May 2, 2004

chicken 🐔 wing 🍗 chicken 🐔 wing 🍗 hotdog 🌭 and baloney ✨ chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chilling 🥶 with my homies 💯

when you use local emojis to be funny

if you see a funny video then you’d say “chicken 🐔 wing 🍗 chicken 🐔 wing 🍗 hotdog 🌭 and baloney ✨ chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chilling 🥶 with my homies 💯”

by pale_person June 24, 2020

baloney nipples

Nipples that are essentially the same size, color and shape as a slice of deli baloney. Not to be confused with pepperoni nipples- you don't want these on your slice of pizza. These girls will make you a baloney sandwich you won't forget. ;)

I saw here backside and I was like ' LOOK AT THOSE BUNS' then she turned around and I was like, 'she already got the meat though'. Damn, BALONEY NIPPLES mannnn.

by Tough Titties February 28, 2014

baloney cheeks

When your ass smells like one week old nutsack

Damn bro! You need to wash your nasty ass baloney cheeks!

by Dankasaurus December 23, 2014