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Sailor & The 7 Ballz

Tuxedo Mask (or whatever you call him) sits in his room, masturbating to his never-ending supply of surveillance screens featuring SOMEONE either naked or doing the nasty. His expression is PRICELESS, as is his... er, ejaculation. (Let's just say he probably spends as much time wiping off his entire wall's worth of monitor screens as masturbating to them.)

Another amusing scene would be where our DBZ heroes make their way to the party orgy. Seeing Vegeta in nothing but black pants and a bowtie is freaky enough, but seeing Goku and Piccolo walking slightly behind, stifling giggles while reassuring Vegeta that he looks quite good, is just great.

Sadly, that's all the amusement this title has to offer. The rest simply degenerates into a huge mess of an orgy, featuring well known or lesser known characters humping it up left and right. And no one is safe. If I remember correctly, I think I saw Belldandy being thoroughly violated by Terry Bogard. And that's certainly not the end of it.

It IS the end of the review, though. I seem to remember something vague about the Dragon Ball (the actual BALL, that is) bouncing around and turning some of the Sailor girls into she-males, but I'd rather not reminisce or elaborate any more on that. It IS worth watching at least once for its sheer ridicul-o-power, but only if you can find it rather easily. It's not worth getting particularly worked up over, that's for sure.
When i saw Sailor & The 7 Ballz i thought that it was the weirdest porn/comedy i have ever seen.
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Ballzheimer's

As defined by Jon Stewart, on the April 22 2009 episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:
"A terrible illness that attacks the memory and gives its victims' the balls to attack others for things they themselves made a career of...There is no known cure."
"Apparently my dealer has Ballzheimer's, yesterday he lectured me about smoking too much ganj"
by The Citizen Science April 23, 2009
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Balla' Shit

Mostly Material Posessions, "Balla' Shit" Can Be Anything From Houses, Clothes, Cars, Expensive Fur Coats, Women, Money, Jewels, Etc.
In The Words Of Dave Chappelle: Ladies & Gentlemen, The first T-Rex the the world has seen in 4 million years is happening in my home! That's the most Balla' Shit ever son!
by Mike Moody December 7, 2006
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B.Ballard

The act of Facebook creeping to the extent that you friend request complete strangers.
by Haterader56 April 12, 2010
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Thrash Ballad

A Thrash Ballad is a slower song done by bands that usually play aggressive thrash metal. Being a technical genre, when a Thrash Metal band writes a ballad or slower song they end up sounding different than most ballads as there is usually a very dominant use of powerchords which usually contain a melodic lead part over the chorus and/or verse, the vocals are usually clean and clear, and the solo's are usually long and melodic.
Good examples of thrash ballads would be
Return to Serenity - Testament
There Stood the Fence - Toxik
A Tout Le Monde - Megadeth
by RianMehLaws March 2, 2008
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the ballad of gay tony

GTA IV new downloadable episode on the xbox live marketplace.the ballad of gay tony(TBoGT) takes the role of LUIS lopez (the character we see in the black and white jacket on niko bellic's story mission "the 3 leaf clover" or other words the mission where you must rob the bank with pakie and his brother and where we last see in that one mission where you exchange the mobsters daughter for ray's diamonds).TBoGT IS THE FIRST GTA story where you play as a hispanic character,luis lopez who is a part time hoodlum and full time assistant for tony prince or gay tony.
the ballad of gay tony will be available for dlc on xboxlive marketplace for 1600 microsoft points or 20$ on october 29 2009. and also on cd with the lost and damned(for 40$)on the same date this version will not require gta iv cd to play it but only the dlc version will need it
by TiTyRon October 30, 2009
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Ballantines Day

Instead of spending February 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of Ballantines scotch whiskey.
Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?

Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.
by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 13, 2014
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