The act of jizzing into a condom, then sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then proceeding to squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.
Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?
I totally pulled the baker on her!
I totally pulled the baker on her!
by evilnapsterguy December 14, 2008
Get the The Bakermug. Term coined after the late great Shaun baker; bakered means to ingest illicit substance to the point of near overdose, while simultaneously receiving an ass full of man love.
by SirDunksAlot February 14, 2020
Get the Bakeredmug. The act of putting flour on one's penis prior to sexual intercourse because the vagina is too sticky, much like a baker puts flour on his/her hands to keep from sticking to the dough.
by CryoMan April 13, 2011
Get the The Bakermug. What is David doing? Is he still caking? Could you tell the baker to get off the phone so we can get back to this game.
by R.Matos April 23, 2006
Get the bakermug. The last remaining zombie of the level in Call of Duty zombies; or the most worthless person in your workplace; Someone who goes out of their way to cock block you.
by 12341234512341234 July 5, 2011
Get the The Bakermug. a guy who makes his girlfriend shit her pants before he has sex with her, otherwise he is incapable of mustering an erection.
by Lbundaberg September 4, 2012
Get the bakermug. When someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. Then never shows up and doesn't answer their phone. If this happens you have been bakered.
Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.
by beenbakeredmultipletimes January 2, 2010
Get the bakeredmug.