Befuckeld

to be come confused,loss of speech,loss of thought and an utter sense of bewilderment at the stupidity of others.

I am so befuckeld at the way she/he is acting.

by The royal b May 21, 2018

banucks

a hell yeah moment.

when something exciting occurs and someone or yourself acknowledges it.

perosn1: bro I got a new juul!
person 2: eeeee, banucks!

by JQ back injury April 20, 2019

befuckled

Astonished or confused beyond all recognition, not to be confused with FUBAR, as 'befuckled' does not require alcohol or drugs. However, drugs & alcohol may enhance the effect of being 'befuckled'.

I am completely befuckled by how stupid he can get dressed in the morning.

by dasmaus June 4, 2019

Baffuckeld

Finding oneself....
"Painted into a corner"

OR ....

some similar type of
"TighT ASs" (usually both self induced)

&....

"TOTALLY 100% Avoidable" dilemma that creates the abrupt combination of feeling that your first BAFFELD, and then caught off guard by a old HUGE but Wayyyyy too familiar wave of....
"I'M SO FUCKED"
That just came crashing down you.
Weirder yet, your miles from any known bodies of water at that moment.
..¿¿¿¿????.

She left me feeling totally baffuckeld by the way she demanded that I now buy her out of our business after 10 successful years of starting it together and co- owning it.

by PeRi_OuGHTaY. November 14, 2019

bufuckton

Cums half a gallon

I cum a bufuckton

by upsidedown.octopus August 2, 2023

Google Baucker

People who google a meaning and find it then bauck about it.

Thalia overheard a fact, as a Google Baucker searched and found the real truth.

by Darthmohicas August 8, 2015

batfuck

n. a social event or dance to which the gentlemen involved invite the ugliest skanks that can be found in time for the occasion. A prize is usually awarded to the guy who brings the broad judged worst.

"Hey John. What say we organize a batfuck for Saturday night next."

"Kewl man! We haven't had one of those since last spring, and I know just the perfect hog. Yowsa!"

by Ragnarok7 April 13, 2007