by P.Nasty June 12, 2011
Get the backstage pass mug.A girl who is used to being with a large group of friends, but doesn't do much except for make sure her friends don't do something "stupid". Sometimes found at parties with alcohol or at a bar. Basically the girl is her friends cockblock.They are called backstager because they are like stage managers. Making sure nothing bad happens.
Sam: I'm totally gonna bang Scott!!!
Janice: Sam you can't ! I won't let you!
Sam: Janice don't be such a backstager!
Janice: Sam you can't ! I won't let you!
Sam: Janice don't be such a backstager!
by Jezter March 3, 2010
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Technical talk for lamps that light up backstage for people to see. Generally tungsten lamps covered with a blue gel.
by CatsPajamasandUgboots December 14, 2010
Get the Backstage Blues mug.Jesse didn't like modest mouse's music, but she went to the concert in hope of getting some backstage burger.
by billoflaw March 2, 2014
Get the backstage burger mug.The person or voice in your life that's like an eternal backseat driver. They're always trying to tell you what to do, how to do it, and what you're doing wrong. Over all they're an asshole but probably a correct asshole.
"Dude, Megan is such a backstage ass. If I want to party the night before the SAT, then I WILL party the night before the SAT. She needs to chill out."
by kinkasucks June 11, 2016
Get the backstage ass mug.Tabitha spends a lot of time with musicians especially 'The Limp Dicks Band". She does their laundry, cooks soft foods since they're toothless loonies and performs sexual favors and engages in uncontrollable wild creampie orgy's. She's a backstage groupie slut who follows bands around while they're on tour for fanny fame. Backstage groupie/s like Tabitha flood their friends notifications on social medial with obscene pics of sexual acts some with multiple people. She also sucks dicks in between breaks and gigs. I blocked her because I caught my husband jerking off to the pics and he jet sprayed my computer. Backstage groupie/s should invest in tongue cleaners due to the amount of dry thrush like cum stains that are glued on their tongues. For all the teens out reading this, do not become a backstage groupie because there's more to life than Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll.
Teen: I want to be like Tabitha a backstage groupie
Teacher: It's not a desirable lifestyle, just google 'backstage groupie' on UD and I guarantee you'll change your mind
Teacher: It's not a desirable lifestyle, just google 'backstage groupie' on UD and I guarantee you'll change your mind
by What day is it? December 10, 2017
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