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Backsplash

That moment when you take a gigantic shit, causing the toilet water to splash on your ass. Could Potentially gives you awkward boners when you drop another load down the toilet.
That backsplash felt nasty as fuck.
by Electric January 31, 2017
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Bandsplaining

When someone goes above and beyond to illustrate they know more about a band than someone who has expressed interest in that band, especially with a condescending tone or attitude .
"I see you have a Motorhead shirt on. I bet you cant name 3 songs off the Inferno album . See, most people only know Ace of Spades, but....."

(This person was bandsplaining to someone else )

Second definition: when you ask a band what kind of music they play and they go on for 10 minutes, listing obscure bands and saying how you'll never really understand it until you listen to their album.

E.g- Chad: what kind of music does your band play?

Tim: we're like a mixture of punk and country, with a little jazz/reggae. We have some tones of Johnny Cash from '72-73, plus some hints of Zanphire. But like his B-side stuff, not his popular/mainstream stuff. But that doesnt really explain it all the way.

Tim is bandsplaining. Second definition submitted by Chris Jacobs
by Eedwards7891 December 1, 2018
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Backsplash

When you're taking a piss at 3am on a school night and it deflects off the seat, only to hit you directly in the knees/shins.
I explained that the cause of my moist jeans was "Backsplash"
by GravyMello March 7, 2019
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Backspin

(adj. backspun)
When you're absolutely off your tits, in other words, you enter dimension 4
Help I'm so backspun right now just face planted on Gray's Inn road
Let's go to printworks for a cheeky backspin
We need to book a berlin backspin after exams
by serialbackspinner April 26, 2023
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Backspawn

In a video game, when monsters or opponents unexpectedly appear behind you.
"Watch out we have a backspawn!"
by Kay Duff December 29, 2008
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backsplasher

When you poop and the turd creates so much force when it hits the toilet water that some toilet water splashes up your back
HOT!!! i just got a backsplasher and now it looks like i took a shower
by !?!?!?!?! February 18, 2010
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backsplash

When you are pooping and a large piece of poo splashes toilet bowl water back into your asscrack.
"Dude, I had to take a major dump and I totally forgot about controlling my backsplash! All the toilet water wetted my ass!"
by kentman March 1, 2015
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