The Backhoe

When a woman is giving you a blowjob while you are sitting down and you reach over her back, stick two fingers in her anus, and lift her off the ground.
My man Diesel lifted her knees and feet off the ground using the Backhoe.
by Deez Diesel February 12, 2024
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Montana Backhoe

When a man shits on a woman's chest, scoops it up with his dick and proceeds to ass fuck them.
Man #1: "Damn Jessica is so hot, I'd like to give her a Montana Backhoe."

Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."
by Mason Wade February 16, 2025
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Windy backhoe

The act of connecting two assholes together (either touching or with a tube) and passing gas between each other.
Hey Sara, do you want to try the windy backhoe tonight?
by Balloon knot king May 31, 2019
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Ketchikan backhoe

Alaskan phrase referring to using 3 or more people in a conveyer belt style to remove a dead animal out of a valley or hole usually from hunting but also farm animals.
We had to use a Ketchikan backhoe to retrieve the deer from the creek bottom.
by bigbear24 November 22, 2022
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Backhoe

A sexual act that involves a man seated in a chair and a woman giving him a blowjob from her knees. The man reaches over her back to put his fingers in her butthole and proceeds to lift her from her back end up in the air as if a backhoe was reaching out with its arm to scoop up an object with its bucket.
My man Diesel reached over her back and picked her up off the ground like a backhoe
by Deez Diesel February 16, 2024
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Backhoe

by Foreign Sombra May 27, 2021
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Backhoe

A hoe that likes being fucked from the back. Backhoe
by Kanye Southeast July 05, 2023
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