New Jersey Jackhammer

You begin by performing 69 while standing; once you're finished & she swallows, you give the chick a WWF-style piledriver.

Note: it is very important to remove your equipment from her mouth before attempting a New Jersey Jackhammer so as to prevent a Guatamala Guillotine!

by 2tired2think September 8, 2009

Spectral Jackhammer

When the protagonist dons 1980's-style wraparound sunglasses with Neon-sides and flourescent-tinted lenses and proceeds to jerk off into a ladle.

A proper Spectral Jackhammer should be preformed while listening to "One Night in Bangkok!"

by Jam Batterson December 30, 2008

banhammer

A hammer which supposedly Discord server admins and Fortnite swing on rule-breakers to ban them.

Imma swing the banhammer on you

by DaBestIvo May 4, 2020

Jackhammer soak

A derivative of "soaking" or the "mormon soak" which is used to obviate the restrictions placed on pre-marital sex. In this case, a male performs a standard "soak" (where he places his penis inside of a female and just lets it sit there aka "soak") and has a third individual jump on the bed which facilitates sex like motion. To be clear, this is still not sex, and both individuals are still classified as virgins even after hours of jackhammer soaking.

Greggy C: I'm taking this wicked hot cowgirl home tonight but she wont let me bang her because she is a virgin

RB: Yo man I got you, I'll come over so you can give her the jackhammer soak and you'll still be virgins

Greggy C: I LIKE THAT

by Not_A_Real_Doctor December 17, 2021

pogo-jackhammer

When a dude lifts the legs of another dude whose laying on his back, bending his ass straight up. He holds the dudes legs while fucking him in the ass. Thus producing a "pogo- jackhammer" effect.

Willie was passed out on the bed. When Jason noticed that Willie was naked and laying on his back in a prone position he immediately scrabbled on to the bed, lifted Willie' s legs and Pogo-Jackhammered him like a construction worker at a job site. Shit was gushing out all over the room as if he just struck oil.

by Club September 13, 2016

Calabrese Jackhammer

When you're making love to a woman in the missionary position, but have to finish quickly, therefore you push her legs over her shoulders and keep them straight with your upper body, whilst continuing along with the sexual penetration in a frantic and rapid motion, much like a jackhammer hitting concrete.

"Bro, was at this chicky babe's house last night but had to meet up with the boys in 10 mins, so gave her the Calabrese Jackhammer and got out of there quick "

by MinchiaSteve September 13, 2017

Rusty Jackhammer

The act of removing ur penis during anal sex and standing above ur partners head and trusting it into ur partners throat in a downward angle similiar to the "69" poistion, exept you are standing.

After a long sexapade Gary finished with the rusty jackhammer much to jens dissaproval.

by Alvin the woodpecker February 6, 2010