The (sometimes fatal) rush of hot, noxious gas that escapes from between your legs after farting whilst sitting on the porcelain throne.
This is particularly hazardous when hung over after a night on the Guinness, as the unsuspecting victim hangs their head in shame between their knees, whilst the world falls out of their arse, and a gust of rusty wind has nowhere else to go but to escape up and out from between their legs right into their face.
This is particularly hazardous when hung over after a night on the Guinness, as the unsuspecting victim hangs their head in shame between their knees, whilst the world falls out of their arse, and a gust of rusty wind has nowhere else to go but to escape up and out from between their legs right into their face.
“Oh Sweet Baby Jesus and the orphans!”
“What’s wrong, Darling? Are you ok?”
“For Fuck’s sake! I’m sitting on the pot to have a Richard the Third and let out a huge fart. The backdraft shot right up and hit me in the face. I wish I hadn’t eaten that vindaloo last night.”
“Oh dear. You poor thing. Do you need me to come in and help you?”
“No thanks Mummy, I’ll be fine.”
“What’s wrong, Darling? Are you ok?”
“For Fuck’s sake! I’m sitting on the pot to have a Richard the Third and let out a huge fart. The backdraft shot right up and hit me in the face. I wish I hadn’t eaten that vindaloo last night.”
“Oh dear. You poor thing. Do you need me to come in and help you?”
“No thanks Mummy, I’ll be fine.”
by Mr.Bite.MyLip January 2, 2025
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When two consenting idiots align themselves anus-to-anus, and one launches a fart directly into the other’s back passage. Named after the firefighting phenomenon where trapped gas ignites when given oxygen — except here, the only flames are from shame and bad curry.
When two consenting idiots align themselves anus-to-anus, and one launches a fart directly into the other’s back passage. Named after the firefighting phenomenon where trapped gas ignites when given oxygen — except here, the only flames are from shame and bad curry.
“Gary tried a Backdraft with Steve after a night on the vindaloo. Steve’s still in witness protection.”
by Mintyrob August 9, 2025
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by R.A.H October 21, 2015
Get the Backdraft mug.When a controversial event is happening, Urban Dictionary will take a completely one-sided view on the issue, regardless of whether or not it is actually correct, and stand by it no matter what. Anyone who expresses an opposite opinion gets downvoted to hell. This is what is called an "Urban Backdraft."
Now, factor in the fact that Urban Dictionary is extremely left-wing, and you have an anti-conservative crapshoot.
Now, factor in the fact that Urban Dictionary is extremely left-wing, and you have an anti-conservative crapshoot.
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Get the backdrafting mug.note: This takes some planning, a pair of nylon gym shorts, and willing ..or unaware partner to work. When a guy has been doing an athletic activity and has swamp-sack (foul smelling scrotum) he will close one leg opening tight and then he gets his significant other to blow air up his shorts only to have the air circulate and exit back out the same leg hole into her/his face.
I plopped down on the couch after finishing my run. I told "Jane" my nuts were hot so she decided to blow up my short to "cool them off" but I closed off the other leg and she got the "Sweaty-Sack BackDraft"
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