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backwards crab cake

Backwards crab cake is where you back your ass ontop a black guys dick and while he ducks you, you jerk off 2 other dudes
Hey I'm nick and I like doing the backwards crab cake
by bitchurreatard May 5, 2015
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HTML Backwards

HTML Backwards is just The Internet with permanent and unrepairable brain damage — straight forward Karma.
HTML Backwards.
400 Error
402 Error
404 Error
502 Error
501 Error
429 Error
404 Error
308 Redirect
500 Error
451 Error
End./
End/
/End

Bye, Fuckers.
by TheOnlyGian June 12, 2023
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backwards

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backwards
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 30, 2010
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Backwards Tree

When a male human has a penis with lots of hair, and I mean LOTS of hair.
1. Omg! I died laughing at how my boyfriend has a backwards tree!

2. I need to trim this backwards tree, it's getting out of hand.

3. This backwards tree started growing when I was just 12.
by Racist Cumtart March 15, 2015
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Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump

The delicate art of engaging in anal sex with your significant other while she is on all fours and holding a ripe lemon in her mouth. As you pump her sphincter with your "blue veined throbber" use the flairmaster2000 semiautomatic flair gun that you hook up to an industrial air compressor with the special made 24 inch dildo tip. Repetitively fire the tip into her organs until you are fully stimulated and finally pull your john out of her "sphincy" and bust all over her face.
Tom: "Hey Billy what happened to Sabrina?"
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."
by Sperm Sniper February 2, 2015
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bend over backwards

make a very big effort
my sister bends over backwards to help the doctor check her temperature
by the fresh prince January 29, 2005
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Fuck me backwards!

Jocular expression for surprise, said specially by british people (or at least i haven't heard any american saying it). Quite like "Oh my God"
Guy 1: Did u know man u beat Arsenal?
Guy 2: Fuck me backwards! That's impossible
Guy 1: I was just joking... Gooo gunners!
by kat gunner! January 2, 2012
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