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My Baby Goose

A Beautiful woman with a loving heart. Her beauty is pure and her heart is benevolent. She doesn’t admit she is beautiful, but if someone were to stare long enough, they would indeed fall in love with her gorgeous eyes, and sexy smile. She has curves that would make a holy man want to stray from his vows. When she looks at you your heart skips a beat. When she says your name its as if angels sing. When she touches you there is this feeling of falling that over comes you. When she kisses you, your stomach has a fluttering urge to lift off. When she makes love with you, no one else in the world exists; just you and her. For a split second of extreme nirvana your souls become one. When she says, "I love you", you're over whelmed with a warm numbness that feels like the sun exploding inside of you. Her heart is filled with rays of light, that she isn't afraid to show the world. She saves the rays of light for those who really count; her loved ones. She is willing to bend over backwards, just to see you smile. She allows herself to be completely open to the one person she calls her soul mate. She loves him unconditionally and will do anything for him. She brings happiness onto him; he never thought he could be as happy as he is with her. She is my heart. She is the one I will call the mother of my children. The one who will bring down the walls that surround me. She is the one who will save me. She is my soul mate, my happiness, my love. She is Lauren M. Simons; my baby goose.
You're the love of my life; you're my soul mate; I love you with all my heart Lauren, and that will never change.
I cant wait to start my life with you, my baby goose.
by Lewellen April 29, 2011
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Baby Goat

The act of making an obscene noise similar to that of a goat while ejaculating in a woman's mouth during oral sex.
While Julie was giving me oral sex, i pulled out and yelled "MEH!" while spewing on her mouth.The baby goat was officially complete.
by Jon Adams aka Dougie May 12, 2008
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Baby Got Back

Baby Got Back is featured in an episode of the sitcom friends.
by Herixide September 8, 2020
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Baby gorilla

by anonymous September 28, 2020
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Naked Baby Golfer

A child in his underwear with a golfer cap
by Ndjdshsb February 13, 2018
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Sweet Baby Goller

Nicest guy in the world and will do anything for you. Beep Boops throughout the day without a care in the world. Loves chopper gunners and yelling Boomshakalaka at random times. Deathly afraid of sea serpents and cannot wear boots with zippers. Self proclaimed Sweet Baby Goller.
Whos that guy over there in the corner Beep Booping? Ahh man, no worries, thats Sweet Baby Goller!!!!
by Chappyrillo August 16, 2019
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On baby god

I’m gonna be honest I don’t even know what this means I just know it means there’s a lot of truth going on
“Guy you got dents in your head
On baby god”
by Sooooophia February 7, 2022
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