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A place in middle and high school where cults are formed, friendships (and instruments) made and broken, and the source of the band director's greatest pride (but also their least favorite place in the world).
Band kid: hey, I'm going to the band room during lunch. Wanna join?
Non-band kid: sure

*enters band room*

Band room:
Non-band kid:
Non-band kid: *passes out*
Band kid: *shrugs and joins the percussionists sacrificing a clarinet*
Band by toastyum May 2, 2023
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Home, the best place ever, where your family is, etc. Band is where you can truly be you, and get to know your new found family. All the best instruments play in band, such as alto saxophones, trumpets, and percussion. Band trips and concerts are the best fun you’ll ever have. If you are thinking of joining band, do it! It’s very addictive and super fun. You’ll learn how to cooperate, work hard, practice, and work together with your peers! Alto saxophone is the ultimate instrument and you should definitely start playing it.
Person: Are you in Band?
Band Kid: yes, and it’s my home.
The word can be made short into an abbreviation , meaning

B **** A** N**** Dead

Can be used to form concealed meanings of racism or degregation.
We used the poster for our Band.
Band by anonymous April 27, 2026
$1,000
I made a band last week at my job.
Band by Eugene Crabs June 24, 2025
A place for the following:

-Having the time of your life.
-sucking on wood.
-Dying at band camp.
-Getting called fatt.
-Laughing at cheerleaders.
-Hoping cheerleaders fall.
-Laughing when they do fall.
-Offer to help them up then make them gag on a reed.
-Dancing like a freak.
-Stuffing the small sweet clarinet player in a tuba case.
-Stealing the french horn players popcorn.
-Making your director a hair bow.
-Laughing at your directors girly pink shirt.
-Getting sent to the choir room for laughing at your directors girly pink shirt.
-Wearing funny hats.
-Getting out of school to play at McDonalds.
-Buying pictures of Babys as sunflowers.
-Making fun of the guy who yells "focus!" every 2 seconds.
-Being fatt.
-robbing gas stations.
-Eating.
-Sweating.
-Singing stupid songs to the top of your lungs.
-Sticking your tounge out when playing.
-Frolicing.
-Being cursed out.
-Talking illegal pictures.
-Playing in dirt.
-Laughing when the suck-ish flute player runs track.
-Getting your ear drum busted by the piccolow.
-Getting rained on.
-Running away from the sax. players.
-Wearing bows.
-Talking about having letters on your teeth.

-Such much more.
Guy- See those fat people suckin' on wood?

Other guy- Yeah, they should gag.

Guy- Their in band.

band-aid wagon 

Perjorative for ambulance.
Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!