bilf

boy i'd like to fuck

Justin's such a bilf! I'd love to stick my big cock in his tight little virgin ass!

by boytoylover June 11, 2003

BMILF

Business man I'd like to fuck

Damn that bmilf is sexy

by bmilflover69 April 25, 2014

bilf

Brother I'd Like to Fuck.

Sarah, your brother is a major BILF

by Aleesha May 13, 2003

BILF

Beer Induced Leg Failure. A condition where by the sufferer falls over and hurts themselves or looks stupid. Condition is caused by endulging too much in the glorious amber ale we know as beer. Symptoms which indicate a case of BILF is iminent include swaying and stumbling.

Jamie fell victim to a severe case of BILF during his night out at the pub.

by SmithsonianWA July 22, 2006

BMILF

Band Mom I'd Like to Fuck

"Dayummm, I like the way you blow that reed. You're such a BMILF"

by BandThat October 19, 2010

bilf

bitch I'd like to fuck

That bilf is pretty hot.

by Anonymous November 15, 2002

BILF

Beard I'd Like To Fuck.

Glorious beards on glorious men.

Jeremy Mckinnon, Billy Mays, Santa Claus, Joe Trohman. BILF

by @earthtoemily and @tayhoppus March 1, 2010