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Buttseks

LOL cat says: Deir gawd make da buttseks stopz!
by frick1 February 24, 2010
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Buttseckzbox

A term refering to the Xbox video game console. Usually used by Nintendo/Sony fanboys and owners of said console who realized Microsoft anally penetrated their wallet.

Also may refer to what kinky technophiles do with their electronics in the privacy of their own home.
"I'm so happy; I just got an Xbox for Christmas!"
"More liek buttseckzbox am i riet?"
by UE September 27, 2005
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Butsecks

The act of having sexual intercourse of the anus through telepathy, often the person being targeted has no idea it has happened until the point where they spend the rest of the day feeling as though there is something up their ass
Jim: watch this man,im gonna have butsecks with that guy over there
Tim: r u for serious?
Jim: look... now he's walking around like theres something in his ass
by Soraoblivionxiii May 23, 2009
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buttseckz

What you get for quadruple posting.
Ill give you buttseckz
by qwerewq March 12, 2004
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Buttsecks

Buttsecks-v.,n.
Buttsecks is quite good, and is exceptionally accepted among the African-American culture of the United States. African American males prefer to have anal intercourse with Anglo-American females who have what is called a "phat ass". When anal sex does awry, the white female "biatch" is then transformed into and obese women, most commonly called a "baby momma" or a "stupid nappy headed ho" Buttsecks was first introduced during greek times by Aristotle who once said in his book "The Buttsecks, he who hath no buttsecks, shall deliver its ass to hell and all its inhabitants." More commonly referred in the Holy Bible Psalm 3 John 3:7
1.Tyreese, I believe I am going to buttsecks Maisha on the morrow

2.Teacher: Jamal, I understand your prerogative, but buttsecks is better than crack
by Buttsecks guy November 16, 2009
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butsecks

Some gay people like butsecks
by H4xDaPlanet March 30, 2004
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Surprise buttsecks

If someone denies you anal all you have to do is take it from them. It's not rape if you say surprise!

They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy

If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.
Surprise Buttsecks:

Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.
by Siimp January 24, 2010
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