Burt's Bees Eye Burn

When you have Burt's Bees lip chap and are wearing a facemask (usually), the fumes fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as BBEB. Similar but not quite the same as in AEB (Altoid Eye Burn)

Rachel reported burning of her eyes after applying Burts Bees lip chap; typical case of Burt's Bees Eye Burn (BBEB). Ouch!

by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021

Burt Luss

The legendary original owner of Mr. McGrath's dictionary. Inscribed in the front cover of this ancient dictionary you will find "Burt Luss 1836." This dictionary can be found in room H33 at Grover Cleveland High School in Reseda, California.

"This dictionary... belonged.. to Burt Luss"
"Who was Burt Luss? He could have been anyone! He could be alive or dead, we don't know. He could have been in World War II!"

by Sydney and Briana December 9, 2007

Burt Cash

Money or other valuables used for the purchase of marijuana.

Jim wanted to split some weed with me, so I asked for his burt cash before I gave him his half

by Spentznav December 27, 2014

Burt Bacharach

The Man. Plays Piano and Sings. Best Known for his songwriting.

Josh:The most sexiest and coolest guy on the planet is Burt Bacharach.

by Josh Duplisea July 29, 2006

Burt-Holed

To have fingers inserted into ones anus while recieving fellatio from an Australian munter.

Burt: "I don't know if i told you guys this, but this bird was sucking me off in Oz and she stuck a couple of digits up my ass!"

"Wow, you got Burt-Holed mate!"

Burt: "Yeah i know, i was platooned"

by Lolich April 21, 2009

Burt Hurt

What Elly is getting right now in 2020

I’m only kidding don’t get Burt hurt.

by Bmorel13 March 19, 2019

Burt Job

The Burt Job was made famous by late-80's amateur skier Andrew Burt and is widely known to most depressed boyfriends as simply, "a hand job through the pants". This is the only form of stimulation for men whose significant others refuse to touch their genitals. Unfortunately for him, Andrew Burt's girlfriend was notorious for only going as far as "the hand job in the pants" and therefore, the moniker was taken after his last name. This maneuver is also common amongst middle schoolers, as well as young high school aged girls who are scared of touching that certain member, or just don't want to be dubbed a slut.

"Hey bro, I heard you hooked up with Jenn last night, did she give you a handyman?"

"Naw dude, I just got a Burt Job. I'm chafing hardcore."

by Shitpants814 February 20, 2010