Buoyant Bitch

A fat person who is also a bitch

“Look at that fatty. He’s such a buoyant bitch”

by Bitch head May 18, 2019

buoys

a woman’s breasts as they bob up and down in the water, often serving as a man’s navigation mark for mooring

As the water ripples gently set the buoys in motion, the men sighted salvation and roared, “Ahoy!”

by Professor_Z October 21, 2020

Buoyant

Something that’s like really unexpectedly cool. (The opposite would be if something were to “sink”)

Wow Amy, that party was buoyant. I can’t believe we almost didn’t go.

Opposite:
Omg Amy, that party sank. Can’t believe we thought it would be fun.

by About20ninjas June 2, 2019

buoyant bum

A bum to waste ratio and size that causes an individual to unintentionally float to the surface of the water when swimming; flotation typically occurs bum-first in extreme cases.

Dang dude, with a buoyant bum like that there is no way she can go snorkeling with us.

by peanut street bird August 19, 2020

buoyancy fuck

An act of sex in the pool because the women you are trying to bang has big D boobs so in order for her to fuck her hard you use the pool to help lift her giant boobs for an easier fuck...

Brandon- get on top!

Jenny- i cant the bouncing hurts my boobs!

Brandon- lets get in the pool and buoyancy fuck!

by penguin26 November 27, 2009

Party-Buoyed

When a normal sized person or smaller is pressed, squeezed or squished against the wall, structure or immovable object at a venue such as a club, rave or a place where people gather like a “Party” by a fairly larger or overweight individual.

The comparison would be as if a ship (large individual) was pulling into the Dock (Party) and squishing the Buoy (Victim) in-between.

I just got “Party-Buoyed” by that huge guy over there, I think one of my ribs is broken.

by Back Door Bob October 29, 2009

Buoyant Pendulum

A sexual position where a man suspends a woman, who spreads her arms and legs straight out, by holding on to her arms and suspending her legs with his own. While suspended, the man then proceeds to perform anal sex on the woman by raising and lowering the woman with his arms and legs. This is one of the most tiresome and difficult sexual positions known to man. To perform, one must have a large muscle mass.

Bro, those months at the gym finally payed off. Me and my girlfriend tried out the Buoyant Pendulum last night and I kept it going for seven minutes!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 18, 2010