bungle

a fake (non blood relative) that terrorises you... by telling you stories of your unfathomable demise, hates everyone apart from his adopted kids, who he fucked up in the head bad, knows hypnotism, and especially likes to hypnotise little kids

bungle: ahhhh the joy out of killing off kids innocence

by nerds from burbs April 20, 2018

Bungling

Losing a game that it is physically impossible to lose. Dropping the ball...

The Cincinnati Bengals are bungling this game away.

by Gtkez December 05, 2017

bungle

to feel the cold

"It's a bit bungle out"

Bungle & Zippy (as in bungle of Rainbow fame) = a bit nippy

Nippy = cold

by amber November 26, 2003

Bungle

A square shaped coke snorting Bitch

German mondo bondage participant who engages in Lesbo intercorse and does lines to the tune "White Lines"

by Base August 30, 2003

bungle

Chunks that are only found inside a white womans vagina

Man she had bungles coming out of her cootch

by MyK Pat Tun July 30, 2003

Bungle Tippler

A useless inept man who talks shit and watches as you work whilst doing fuck all.

Dude that kid's not done any work for the last 2 hours!
I know he's been over here talking crap annoying me!
Yeah man that kid's a Bungle Tippler.

by mayfly May 29, 2014

Clutching Bungle

To be in dire need of a shit

Any chance I can cut in the queue, mate? I'm clutching bungle here!

by Mondo Prime April 22, 2009