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Bootie mustard 

The detritus left on the sheets after a wild night involving anal sex.

A regional usage common to Mississippi and Arkansas.

Associated most often with gay anal sex, but could just as well refer to "opposite" sex.
Daddy brought home the cutest little Falcon, but when Sister Woman first laid eyes on it she screamed to the high heavens: I cain't be seen drivin' a car the color of bootie mustard!
Bootie mustard by Showoffman September 8, 2010

bootie lub 

using cum as lub for your poop after anal is performed to help with constipation.
irus was constipated so her boyfriend gave her bootie lub.
bootie lub by Irus January 29, 2010

Bootie Call 

A segment on Speed News NASCAR edition where they talk to "Bootie" Barker, crew chief for the #0 Net Zero Chevrolet driven by Mike Bliss.
This last week's Bootie Call (segment) was on cheating.

bootie bangs 

Noun: A patch of hair located on the lower back that covers the booty. It serves as a protective covering; can be manicured at Vidal Sasoon to your liking. Please reference "Bootie bangs" by Young joc. Like a bootietoo with hair.
Oh my bootie bangs are getting so long that I can't pull up my pants! Time to hit Vidal Sasoon!
bootie bangs by Chubakah of bootie November 28, 2009

bootie buddy 

2 friends who met through another friend and begin spending countless hours together, almost inseparable
Friend: "You want to go see a movie with me?"
You: "Sure! Let me make sure my bootie buddy can make it at that time."