bilbobeboggins

Bilbobeboggins - The worst of it's kind, disgusting, vile, horrible, Lurgan slang for the absolutely shite!

Lauren's model picture is bilbobeboggins! Those chips are bilbobeboggins!

by Martink1989 May 6, 2008

Bilbo Baggins

The act of shaving ones pubes onto the floor next to your bed, and then inviting a lady friend into said bed. After vigorous thrusting, upon climax, ejaculate on said lady friends feet. On leaving, her sticky feet will contact your pube laden trap; thus completing the bildo baggins.

"sorry I'm late for work, I got bilbo baggins'd this morning."

by tweedhouseboys February 2, 2014

Bilbo Baggins

a four way t-bagg

John, Bob, Chris and Scott had a Bilbo Baggins.

by Froto Baggins January 21, 2009

Bilbo Baggins'd

Reflexive Verb (v): Being Bilbo Bagisn'd means one has just been shuddered at, in surprise and alarm, while trying to reach for a marijuana smoking device. The person doing the bagginsing will generally mimick the suprised and alarmed face of Bilbo Baggins yelling "don't touch it!", or some other defensive speech pattern, while hiding the bong as if it is the most precious thing in the world to them.

Stoner 1: Hey dude lemme hit that Shii--(while reaching for bowl)

Stoner 2: (turns away erratically while pulling bowl in safer area next to his chest), exhibits some strange noise as a manifestation of a defensive and alarmed response, or yells, "don't touch it"

Stoner 3 to Stoner 1 " ha you just got bilbo baggins'd son!"

by Pizazzle February 5, 2010

lip bilby

the two lines that connect your top lip to the bottom of your nose

"Yo skank, if you don't get me the cash by tomorrow i'm going to give you a thick lip bilby"

by Snuffluffagator January 3, 2008

Bilbyed

To get incomprehensibly drunk very very quickly!

You got bilbyed last night!

by NickHarrisUK December 13, 2018

Bilbovert

You basically want to be left alone, but if dragged on an adventure you'll be the main event until it's over.

I'm such a bilbovert, I hate unexpected dwarfs coming over but after they drag me along on their quest, I repeated save their asses and bring home gold and booty.

by Sportsman2567 January 6, 2019