Berty halfhead

When u see him and mention rosie dont look back or u will get pieces of diarrhea and sausage roll in ur mouth

Rosies friends:OH LOOK rosie is your lover Berty halfhead
Berty halfhead: tries to impress rosie by opening their mouths and pulling his pants down and shitting in their mouths
Rosie: EWW WTF BERTY I LIKED U
Berty: Kisses her mouth with shit on it
Rosie: runs while crying.
Everyone that was watching:knowing how short his dick is and laughing at him.

by ProTranslaterboy123coolboy March 31, 2022

The Bertie affect

Where you just cannot get enough of Bertie.

I think I’m suffering from the Bertie affect mate. He’s all I think about night and day.

by The_misadventures_of_221b September 30, 2021

aron berti

what you would call someone if you thought they were the ultimate badass

man that guy over there with all the fly honeys is a total aron berti.....word.

by stephen hernandezz December 06, 2010

Bertie Beetle

to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant

i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!

by Blanchy October 24, 2007

berty hole

another word for the anus, the sphincter, the rectum, the bum hole.

I gave her/him a damn good seeing to up the berty hole!

by pablohunny42 May 28, 2009

bertie bean

Ecstasy pill

want a bean?

by liberty September 18, 2003

Bertie Pie

similar to an upper decker. However, this special surprise comes with a broken/dismantled 'flush-to-flapper' chain, enabling the Bertie Pie to be enjoyed for a much longer time.

"Hey man, someone get the stick because someone left a huge Bertie Pie in the toilet tank and I can't seem to find the chain!"

by SquidBerticus February 24, 2010