Robert Bachman

A disease in which someone talks very slow and randomly places dry erase markers in their butthole.

My poor child attained Robert Bachman at birth.

by ballsinmouth January 3, 2010

Bushman-Giggle

Bushman-Giggle – Noun – The region between the chin and the Adam’s apple

Bushman – Noun – The part of the body that is also known as the chin

Giggle – Noun – The part of the body that is also known as the Adam’s apple

Louie & Tony
Framers of "The Book of Merng"

I Mernged her on her Bushman-Giggle.

by Louie December 11, 2004

Bashment

A dance with some West Indian connection.

A one big bashment me a reach tonight seen.

by Bunna Bwoy July 23, 2003

master bushman

when you go down on a girl and she is so ungroomed you have to shave her!

Last night I had to go master bushman on that girl!

by Mike July 11, 2004

Bachman

An inherently closeted gay man who is married to a woman.

Larry Craig was revealed to be Bachman after a misadventure in an airport restroom.

by notabachman July 17, 2011

bushmans bong

If desperate for a bong, you can use an empty drink can. Bend it in half so it looks like this |><|. Pierce a hole in the end closest to the opening of the can, making sure that the opening is on the opposite side to the hole. Then place your weed over the hole light her up and cover the weed, and enjoy.

Shaun says, "Shit what can we smoke with?", Blake replies, "We better make a bushmans bong".

by Rewind127 July 20, 2008

bushman's blow

The act of riding one's nose of nasal debris using only a nose, a lung and a finger.
Can be summarised in 3 quick and easy steps:
1. Block left nostril
2. Tilt head to the left slightly (to avoid debris)
3. Blow. Hard.
Repeat process for right nostril. Then repeat until mucus has been ejected from nasal cavity.
If bleeding occurs, consult your crack supplier.
Not blowing hard enough will result in mucus swinging back to hit you in the lip, cheek or possibly chin.
Not recommended for use in overly public or indoor areas.

Billy didn't have a tissue handy, but a quick bushman's blow was all that he needed to rid himself of that pesky snot flow.

by coryinc September 26, 2006