Baby Dick

I man who acts as if their angry because their penis resembles a small child's.

Mark is being a real baby dick.

by Mr.337 August 28, 2009

baby dick

A small glass weed pipe whose shape and scale resemble a baby's dick. The small size makes it inexpensive and easy to conceal in case one needs to dispose of it covertly.

Five-o, toss the baby dick.

by JoelBond415 March 19, 2008

Baby Dick

See Irish Curse

High piched Paddy the mick punk drunk like a skunk. But leaked quick with his baby dick!

by Chairman Phat October 19, 2003

Baby Dick

Small wiener pieces added to beans in military food.

What's for chow today? Oh, man, not beans and baby dicks again!

by Brian Anderson September 27, 2006

baby dick

any male younger than yourself

josh is a baby dick

by Summer The Pimp October 7, 2003

Baby dick

When a blunt or a joint of weed gets down to the last few drags. AKA a roach.

Yo pass me that baby dick before you throw it away bro!

by Muzzy j August 19, 2016

Baby dick

The correct usage of the term “baby dick” is not the literal sense. It is a metaphorical term. It should be used as a substitute for the mundane “sucks”. That which is baby dick, is any undesirable situation or material thing.

Ah man, cash bar at my cousin’s wedding. That shit’s baby dick. This snowder you bought is 90% drywall. Super baby dick.

by Jackson Deepwood August 14, 2021