Assburger

The act of lovingly eating someone ass void of any emotional attachments.

She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.

by All Bets Hedged March 5, 2021

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Assburger

An autistic person that is an asshole

Man my brother us an assburger

by DJ_R3AP3R23 December 25, 2018

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Assburger syndrome

The puzzled look brandon willis gives you while conversing with you

Brandon looks as though he has a touch of downs syndrome but i do believe it is assburger syndrome he is suffering from !!!

by Mudnanner February 2, 2017

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assburger

when you put meat between your cheeks so they’re the buns

last night he ate my assburger... he said it was better than shakeshack

by hhhhhhhhhuh November 17, 2019

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Assburgers

a disease where you have burgers in your ass

"yo this cartman burger shit is delicious, i wonder what their secret is"

"it's because Cartman has Assburgers"

"wait what."

by kissmitski December 12, 2021

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False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by nerds with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure to understand irony in real life.

Might also refer to a slightly autistic person with a nice ass

Assburgers was mentioned in southpark first S15 E8.

Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??

Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?

Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!

Nurse Bronski: Very funny!

Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers Syndrome is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!

by Peppi_Dufter September 19, 2023

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