Stove Award

The Stove Award is an award given out to the absolute, most worthless person of the day/night. Often times awarded to the person who passes out first, acts like the biggest full blown mong, or to the one who contributes absolutely nothing to anyone all night. Named after Stove, the all time leader in most worthless behavior.

Jimmer, a perennial bottom feeder, drank two beers, complained about the taste, and then proceeded to act blackout drunk while puking throughout the entire night, making himself the most worthless person and the runaway favorite to take home the Stove Award for the night.

by Top Feeder July 19, 2011

conscious awaring

When a person notices something in its utter fullness and reality, often in a meditative state.

We stepped out into the bright moonlight at Asilomar and it seemed like as we walked there was a continuous state of complete conscious awaring taking place, all the way to the brightly illuminated tide pools.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

honorary pseudo-award

An award that is begrudgingly bestowed on someone, often a narcissistic celebrity, who does not necessarily deserve recognition but who feels entitled to it and oftentimes has even requested it.

Let’s just give that sadly insecure and hyperlexical Dr Bunnygirl her honorary pseudo-award now that she’s hit 600 UD entries; she’s been bugging us to give her this fucking thing ever since she hit 500 and thought some magic white rabbit was going to jump out of a hat on her smartphone and acknowledge her prodigious “genius.”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Golden Puck Award

Widely recognized by most in any ice hockey playing New England boarding school, the recipient of the Golden Puck Award is given to the girl who was officially the biggest puck slut named by those on the boys hockey team at the end of the year.

"Haha look at that new girl all over the hockey players, she looks like such a slut, i'll put ten bucks down on her winning the Golden Puck Award this year."

by Nocciola July 19, 2009

Content Aware Fill

Deleting Fortnite skins (if u use u must give credit to Maayan)

THATS MAAYAN’S EFFECT!!! HE MADE CONTENT AWARE FILL!!!

by Content Aware fill inventor May 26, 2021

Awka

Also known as Blacksmith City because of metalware such as guns, brass kettles and iron hunting tools that were once produced in the city. Other nicknames for Awka include AW (pronounced A-dub) City and A-Town. The capital city of Anambra state, and the third most liveable city in southeastern Nigeria after Enugu and Owerri, Awka is home to many luxury hotels, residential estates, schools and hospitals. The city is also the centre of Anambra's economic, political, and social activity.

Girl: Where are you from?

Boy: Nigeria

Girl: Where in Nigeria?

Boy: Anambra

Girl: What's that near?

Boy: Awka

by Wariboko April 11, 2019

Watson Award

When somebody does something so asinine that it puts their health and the health of their friends at risk. What at one time seemed like a perfectly wise and humorous exercise quickly unfolds into near traumatic meltdown of epic proportion. Think Darwin, but not in the sense of reproduction or evolution.

When driving down a perfectly beautiful mountain road, one decides that a sparsely cleared, treacherously rocky, pine-cone encrusted jeep trail to the right seems like a logical route for a Subaru Forester to explore at 60 miles per hour. Screeching brakes, 100ft skid, flailing arms, wailing voices, mountains of dust, and a pine cone later, the car is humbling and hysterically unloaded to replace the right front wheel because a pine cone sliced a 1-inch gash in the sidewall. This deserves a Watson Award for sheer stupidity that ultimately led to endless laughter and ridicule.

by alphabetagamma12 October 3, 2009