avon school

A shitty school where parents send their autistic children because they have a shit ton of money up their asses.

Wow, I'm surprised that kid went to Avon School.

by fatchode69banginurmum November 19, 2017

Avon Old Farms

All boys school for a bunch of breathing horny fuck tards. If you are a Porter's girl don't be surprised if you receive multiple floppy small soggy soft unannounced dick pics from these ultimate dick heads. These thirsty ass jocks are most commonly found begging for nudes from thirsty ethel girls after being rejected by porter's girls. Don't be surprised if ur sexting then they r too pussy to fuck u in person. (I will say they are better than salisbury guys ngl) They do need to get the lax stick out of their ass and take a second to smell these perfect voluptuous cheeks.

Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Yo motherfucker I just snapped the hottest chick imma bouta hit
Avon Old Farms dipshit 2: Bro no fucking way gimme that snap tho
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Oh shes actually our spanish teacher
Avon Old Farms dipshit 2: Shitttt you finally gotta hold of her?
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Nah, that hoe left me on open

by whorewithafatass April 24, 2021

Avon by the Sea

Avon by the Sea is a small town located in Monmouth County, New Jersey. It is a small beach town where a bunch of bennies go. Avon is a sending district of Manasquan High School. It is the best of all the seven towns and all the other towns are filled with a bunch of bitch ass fucking pussies who talk mad shit and dont back it up and try to talk shit to kids from Avon but we fuck them up because they are all a bunch of tools who think there sweet and when they get fucked up by an Avon kid they go and kill themselfs. FUCK HEIGHTS! AVON!

Jeff: Yo did you here about that kid from Avon by the Sea?

Adam: Ya i heard he fucking wrecked a bunch of kids and reps the Von real hard!

by AVON BY THE SEA June 16, 2009

avon girl

a girl who frequents the infamous campus of Avon Old Farms. She probably has fucked/dated at least one avon boy. And she doesn't fuck around with Salisbury boys b/c otherwise she would be a traitor.

Omg, she is such an avon girl.

by iron jawed angel April 26, 2005

Avon High School

A “four star” 9-12 grade high school located in Avon, Indiana. Overcrowded. Somewhat lame. About 12.9% of people found at AHS could be potentially cool. However, good mix of wannabes and posers. Decent amount of goths, Fairly large percentage of wiggers. Most other clicks are represented. Located in a town that used to be mainly rural; now an industrialized suburb. Although there are stores and other various shit everywhere, there’s nothing to do. Even though most will agree that the whole “mall” is pretty dumb, many Avon High Schoolers can often be found at the “Metropolis” in Plainfield (a neighboring town) particularly at the Rave (movie theatre, not a club) The considerably small amount of entertainment causes many AHS students to try very hard to be ghetto even though a large amount of them are actually hicks. There have been multiple accounts of sex in the bathroom. Although the football team kinda sucks, the band has won state championships seven years in a row, and this last year, came in second in nationals. They also have a little thing called The Avon Center Stage Performers (ACSP “drama club”) which is by far the best part of the school.

"Hey dude, where are you from?"
"Avon High School ."
"Oh....I hear your band's really awesome...and that you theatre program is the best in the world...do you guys have a footbal team?"
"I dunno...I'm always in the cattle pen out back durring the games."

by Sou:P May 16, 2008

avon old farms

AOF is maybe the highest respected boarding school in the nation. Students bang lots of chicks, win new england titles, and get into very solid schools. One only wishes they could attend such an institution. It's building are beautiful and perfect for hiding young women. What other school enjoys a rat problem? The Quad rat is the most sought after meal on the Avon boys diet of hamburgers and chicken sandwiches.

example 1:Hey Chip dont you wish you could be the coolest dude ever and go to Avon and not wear sweet white sweaters with D's on them?

example 2: "Wow, I wish I could have beaten Avon in hockey. I mean we were supposed to kill them. They were just to good and beat us 6-2. I guess they are just the best thing since sliced bread."- a salisbury hockey player.

by stinky beaver July 21, 2005

avon old farms

all boys prep school made up of hockey players and other athletes. sports come first and academics come in somewhere else much farther down the line, allowing for many of the boys to have quite possibly a negative IQ. All will die of mouth cancer from dipping too much or go to jail for murdering someone after taking too many steroids. usually completely belligerent on the weekends and it takes a kid throwing up on the dean's desk to even get suspended. spend most of their free time either stalking girls on facebook or screwing quad rats and other such skanks from miss porters, ethel walkers, miss halls, westover, etc. students suffer from an affliction known as avon goggles, caused by the overall desperation to see girls. refer to girls as bitties. students usually only go on to good schools because they play mass amounts of sports, but there is the occasional nerd who is actually intelligent and does work.

"i play varsity hockey at avon old farms." -typical aof pickup line.

by i hate having a pseudonym June 30, 2008