Avis

Shorter version of DOT, Often Drunk and always Confused, Mostly has the worst stories and sounds like a oil pump, older than the dinosaurs and smells like a dead dog's left nut. Often made fun of but never confronted because of the individuals odor. Communist Russia. Still a Virgin; reason Unknown.

Vay Mera Kunem es inch hot a galis, nevrmind its just Avis.

I have a Avis Inspection on my company today.

Wow this rooms smells like a Avis

by Avisss November 12, 2012

Avis'd

The act of an elderly woman at your office who holds you up from performing vital tasks by telling you random stories that have no bearing on your duties but delve way too far into her personal life.

"Rogers, what took you so long to get that report done?"

Sorry boss, I got Avis'd.

by deathisyou January 12, 2009

Avissa

so hot just like so so hot even hotter than all siblings

Avissa is so hot

by sooooosexxxxyyyyy July 17, 2021

Arius

Usually a tall and kind guy, with sweet eyes and is very attractive. Looks like a jock but probably doesn't play much sports. Often torn between wanting stability in life and having a strong curiosity for dangerous and new experiences.

Arius is strong, loyal, wild and exciting to be around. He also has a mysterious side.
He is a great hugger and knows how to get cozy.

The name Arius means "Immortal".

If you're friends with an Arius, get ready for some impulsive adventures.

"I never have a dull moment when hanging out with Arius!"

"I feel like I could tell Arius anything."

"Arius just jumped that fence!"

by where.am.i December 28, 2021

Avisa

Avisa is a very sweet girl and makes an excellent friend. Her smile is absolutely beautiful and she is very kind and has a nice ass.

I'm glad that Avisa is my friend.

by Clerik's Juicy Toes December 31, 2021

Mad bitchin'avitus

A maaad bitch who thinks shes over overweight or ugly when that guuurl is looookin fiiiiiiiinnneeeee! Also has a tendency to tell other brothas that shes overweight when that bitch is just plain crazy!

Jessica thinks shes fat when that biatch goes to the gym everyday! That bitch has Mad bitchin'avitus!

by Don'tbehatin June 28, 2011

Saint Lil Asius

A saint from the 17th Century who was famed for having an obessions with the Lady Jennie of the House of Kim. He wrote world-renowned hymns such as “Lady Jennie is the Fairest of all the Kims” and “Corona Plague dissertation”. He also covered many popular songs of the time. He was also part of the Force of the Indies until he was kicked due to discord among members.

Person 1: Doth thou recall Saint Lil Asius
Person 2: Aye, His fair hymns echo in my ear

by Saint Barack Obama January 11, 2022