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average down

To make subsequent poor financial decisions in an effort to reduce the relative impact of an initial poor financial decision.
That hooker definitely wasn't worth the $200, so I'll average down with liquor and blackjack.
by Harvey Bennet April 20, 2010
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average Joe

Someone who is just like everyone else; a normal person.

'Average' means 'in the middle' or 'not extreme', and 'Joe' is a common male name. So 'average Joe' refers to a man who is not extremely different from everyone else.
1) Mickey is your average Joe - he likes football, hates opera, and thinks it's a crime to do any work on weekends.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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average wizard

A great site for people that love harry potter, as well as for people who have a little wizard in them.
Average wizard is a great site.
by HPfan12117 November 30, 2009
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average guy

A sweet kind caring guy, who thinks they're average because of low self esteem or because they're not like the other douch bags out their. Average guys make you smile and cry out out happiness not sadness. Averages guys are the best guys to have as boyfriends husbands and friends because no matter what they're the most down to earth sweet loving caring guys who are filled with emotional depth strength and love.
When he says "I'm just an average guy" you got a winner!
by Dictionarylady3598 December 25, 2016
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Average Joe

"Who's that?"
"Eh, just an average Joe."

"In these films the art community is a netherworld aggressively hostile to those average joes... who are not of it."(Carrie Rickey)
by Joseph Tek Fox March 25, 2003
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Average American

A stereotype, (most common in other advanced countries) which stereotypes the majority of America as extremely obese people who do nothing, (and are often unemployed).
"The Average American is a slob who is incapable of doing anything".
by Ronnie 4 Hire February 18, 2012
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Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS)

When an average looking guy is reminded that he is average looking from
looking in the mirror, and girls' initial looks towards him. It carriers over into other parts of his life. "
Professor, I've been dealing with the affects of Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS). Could i have an extension?
by Joebk2005 December 9, 2008
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