autophile

Someone who has sex with cars. Literally.

I rides smooth, but you may have to clean out the exhaust, the last owner was an autophile.

by Mr. allkindsaperson October 17, 2005

Autopsy

An operation performed by a coroner after death to determine the cause of death. Often associated with criminal activity, though autopsies also take place for deaths of natural causes. Given exposure by shows such as CSI.

The coroner's office did an autopsy on the body and found out he overdosed on cocaine!

by IBstudent April 30, 2006

autophagy

gay asexual who doesn’t like anything

Autophagy is asexual

by vyrtixx July 8, 2022

Autopsy

Act of a sexual nature in which you cut a hole in a woman's body cavity and have sex with it! see:Nightmare on Elm Street

I totally autopsied her and gave her a Nightmare on Elm Street!

by Max February 24, 2005

autothysis

The act of self-insemination by a female with her fist, by squeezing the semen through her fingers and forcing it out into her vagina. Most commonly practiced when the vagina is too loose and floppy to provide sufficient pleasure to the male.

"The woman's vagina was flapping in the wind as she stuffed a fistful of cum into her gaping vagina, squeezing it out from between her fingers. Thats some hot autothysis, baby!"

by kpha2 March 3, 2009

Autopsyco Hipster

Someone who does things before they know its cool even if everyone else knows.

Woah you didn't know the bottle challenge was a thing? But you're so good at it. You're such a autopsyco hipster...

by DaleksRGwd December 6, 2016

Autophonicphile

Medical term for an individual that likes the sound of their own voice. Often at the detriment of others.

He's such an Autophonicphile. I wish he'd be quiet so we can finish this meeting on time.

by The Bald Man December 8, 2020