Attacked By Life

You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.

Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life

by alexhasabadpseudonym July 2, 2011

Attackle

When you attack someone, and tackle them at the same time

She punched him then attackled him to the ground.

by Donald Trump the II September 14, 2018

Attacked by Ninjas

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.

I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.

by Rashid Khalifa May 7, 2020

Like Attacked

When somebody on Facebook likes absolutely everything on your profile and finds it funny.

victim: just been Like Attacked again on this :L
attacker: LMFAO BIG STYLE!!!

by BrokenWarrior92 February 1, 2010

attackle

To attack by tackling.

I attackled Hobo.

by SaladMan January 26, 2004

overly attached crazy girlfriend mode

Overly attached crazy girlfriend mode, is when a girl gets extremely suspicious and wants all of your passwords and easy access to your phone. That said girlfriend usually has a low self esteem and thinks that you're trying to "chat up" or "hook up" with other girls behind her back. She starts to question everything you say and do.

Mallory: YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE, GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR PASSWORDS!
Ryan: SCREW YOU, I'M SICK OF YOU GOING ALL OVERLY ATTACHED CRAZY GIRLFRIEND MODE ON ME!

casey: why did you break up?
Liam: she started to get to be controlling and it was really weird.

casey: mann I told her not to get on that overly attached crazy girlfriend mode.

liam: yeah well she didn't take you seriously, i guess.

by MilkyMonkey143 November 10, 2013

attackment

The attachment that comes in on suspicious (often automatically sent to the spam folder) email, it is highly likely to have a malicious virus/trojan/other software/program
Derived from a typo of attachment

Sarah: I had better not click this attackment from "Prince Jabar of Nigeria" offering me 800,000 Euros.
Matt: Yeah, I'm sure it'll infect your computer with something nasty.

by nekohyphenkun July 25, 2010