aston expressway

Truely hard core road in north Birmingham, officially the A38(M). 7 lanes of mayhem, with tidal flow and no divider, which all ends up at Spaghetti Junction. Class.

The title screen of "Fifth Gear" on channel 5.

by oracle January 25, 2005

Aston Martin Bulldog

Year: 1980 (concept)

Engine: 5.3L V8 16v DOHC /Twin Turbo
Power: 600hp/500lb.ft torque
Turbo: TO4B Garrett AiResearcher Turbochargers
Top Speed: 191mph
0-60mph: 5.1 seconds
Drive: MR
Suspension: front double wishbone, rear de dion axle, anti-roll, coil springs

That Aston Martin Bulldog is so flat i could drive over it

by ConfederateFlorida June 22, 2008

Astounphenelous

A Word That Describes How Amazing One Thing Is When No Other Word Is Good Enough To Do So.

Johnny and Bree's love for each other is astounphenelous ! <3

by brenanas December 20, 2008

astonifying

cross between astonishing and stupifying

I find the e-mails my ex sends me to be absolutely astonifying

by MaliaMartin October 7, 2013

your wit astounds me

Often said in a sarcastic tone.

A more direct and fancy way of saying- "Don't humor yourself. You're not as witty, smart, or funny as you'd like to think."

Person 1: Hey, hey, listen to this one. Do you know how I got out of Iraq?........IRAN! (bwahahahaha)

Person 2: *rolls eyes* Your wit astounds me.

Can also be heard in the greatest female coming of age movie ever made, Now and Then.

by stereoscope April 28, 2011

Astor

Sexy man who loves video games soccer, tennis and rubbing chests. He is kinda lonely and somehow single. If you meet an Astor, take him to bed immediately.

Will: “damn it so hot in here, Astor must be nearby”

by TotallynotAstor November 24, 2021

Aston Martin

The Official car of James Bond

that Aston Martin Vanquish (Vanish) is soo flippin sweet!!!

by g@man49 December 26, 2006