asstits

big saggy tits that when squished together look like a fat ass instread of cleavage

look at that dyke at the check out shes got asstits

by big fat lesbian February 5, 2005

ASTITVA

An entity which has been existing since the dawn of time. Hence the name astitva.

Astitva is a madarchod.

by LaLaSexLa February 14, 2022

astitious

A custom made tinfoil hat used to keep the government from reading your mind.

It's the government man, there trying to keep us down man. they got all sorts of stuff to read your brain waves in the NSA. Thats why i bought an astitious.

by TZT April 24, 2006

Cold as tits

A saying that originated somewhere cold, where tits would be cold, presumably. Means to make an indication about the weather.

Damn it's cold as tits out here.

What?

Arctic tits.

Ah, I see.

by corrington December 1, 2011

autitstic

When all the blood goes to your tits instead of your brain.

That chick is autitstic.

by Governor LePetomane October 16, 2017

Artits

Tits that are 81 cm or larger that belong to someone, real or fake, that is an artist of some sort.

Look at that girl. She knows how to take make good art and she has big tits. She has artits.

by Griefing_g0lem February 25, 2018

as tits

commonly used in sydney australia to emphasise the extremity of a situation

girl: omg i’m freezing to death

friend: ikr it’s fkn cold as tits!

by sarahgood May 20, 2021