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asswipe

asswipe known as toilet paper you use to wipe your ass or to blow your nose when you run out of facial tissues
because of the coronavirus asswipe is hard to get these days
by bluebear April 8, 2020
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asswipe

a shithead, shitsleeve, shitbum, asshole, dickface, etc.
Yo, asswipe, get your hands off my sister!
by Shane Arnold March 29, 2005
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Assgina

A man or woman's anus that has been penetrated to the point of appearing like a vagina. Usually this occurs when the outer anal sphincter is in a relaxed state. This can also be used to refer to a gay or bisexual man's, Transsexual, or Cross-dresser's anus since it's the main orifice for intercourse in the feminine (submissive) receiver. It can also be used to describe a woman's extremely loose anus - especially when it feels looser than the vagina to the male.
"I fucked that sissy's assgina through a hole in his panties last night."
"His assgina was gaping as I watched his girlfriend bang it with a dildo - she's gonna peg me with it next!"
"I fucked my transgendered friend's assgina last night."
"I tried anal with my girlfriend last night, but switch back to her pussy since her ass was so loose."
by Dill Pickelz August 2, 2014
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tear-assing

To move quickly about.
The man hopped in the '57 Chevy and went tear-assing through the otherwise quiet city streets.
by Fascion August 1, 2009
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Asswig

Technically means asshole, but comes up as "asswig" when your friends can't text with T9 on your phone.
"You're a fuckin' asswig!"
by admmmmm February 4, 2010
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assswing

A kind of swinging movement.

That bubbly back and forth movement which leads to a rather healthy workout for one's eyes. It has the ability to awaken many from deep slumber. The heart is engulfed with a flood of happiness on seeing the magical act.

Menfolk, when they are present in the company of womenfolk, are said to be conflicted at sightings of assswing. Unable to express happiness and forced to restrain the eyes from roving, they feel a deep sense of guilt, when they let a assswing moment go by. In economic terms, it can be equated with the idea of opportunity cost.
That girl lives next to you?

Wow. You so lucky. I still have dreams about her assswings.
by lolesh June 6, 2017
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Ashwinite

The name given to the disciples of the one and only Scotsmen himself, Ashwin from X Factor.
Person 1: Damn, that guy is cool af
Person 2: Yeah cuz he's an ashwinite
by CoochieGOD4799625311056 April 23, 2021
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