Assjacker

any individual who enjoys shoving random or non-random objects up the arsses of living things.

Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.

by redisgood September 13, 2003

assbacks

word used to save you seat if you must get up. The standard rule of use with this word is that it only lasts 5 minutes. After that time, the seat is open to anyone.

"I gotta go take a piss. Assbacks!"

by Jvon726 December 14, 2008

assbackards

synonym and alternate pronunciation for: ass backwards

He looked up assbackards on urban dictionary and some kind bloke had added a redirect to ass backwards for him.

by Mart2038 May 21, 2015

Asswank

The moment when someone feels a like an asshole and a wanker at the same time.

John: This guy is a motherfucking prick, bitch ass wanker.
James: Oh so, he's an asswank

by fanfun August 19, 2018

Asstackle

Sex. Doggy style.

Girls are weird dude. Six months with one girl? Nothing. A night with another, and I asstackle her like a fucking star.

by loldongs34 September 1, 2010

assback

a woman with a straight back that travels past the buttocks; usually ends in the upper thigh. essentially, a woman with NO ass.

Chase: Yo Larry check out that bitches face...
Larry: um ok, her face is cool...but i also noticed an assback...

by Cressionary December 28, 2008

assjack

ass jack; Texan
small booster seat used for securing the optimal angle of entry for back-seat-of-the-car sex

"Loren, will you bring that ass jack just a scootch closer so's I can really feel it"

by Fred Civian September 3, 2003