Asstinator

A person who procastinates by sitting on there behind instead of doing what needs to be done

Roach is the biggest Asstinator out of all my friends.

by Only Me September 21, 2005

Ass-assinate

To fuck someone in the ass so hard for so long that they literally die.

I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.

I ass-assinated her!

by asstastic August 22, 2012

abstinating

To withold sex from a significant other but with an ulterior motive.

My husband is being an asshole lately so I'm abstinating. Fuck him!

by Mel2018 December 5, 2017

Abstination

When you’ve lost your sex life through being a poor specimen of a human being at that point in time, and now you boast about abstination because you got the word wrong, but basically it means you have to abstain from sex because you can’t get any anymore anyway and instead you now practice lots of masturbation… i.e. Abstin-ation. Stinger for you friend!

“No, to be honest, I’m very good these days, and I practice abstination.”

by TellItLikeItIsLass August 22, 2021

asstrate

To 'castrate'but on the ass. Based on the word castrate; which means to cut off the penis.

I asstrated Dick yesterday because he raped me.

by Pawn of Sex May 27, 2016

asspirate

a male homosexual who joy fucking ass

mike is an asspirate,he wants to fuck your ass.

by n/a November 30, 2002

AssasiNate

aka The Narrator, Wingman Nate

Emcee from Regina, Saskatchewan known for his ego and sometimes Asshole attitude. Memeber of The Superfriends from the Queen City

ayo man throw some AssassiNate on the tape deck

by zach creg April 11, 2005