assie

Adj., someone or something that is ,indeed, being difficult or causing emotional trauma for at least one other human being..

I cannot seem to hook up this VCR, it's being quite assie.

by Stew Pedasso October 31, 2003

assile

The prettiest girl ever, she has beautiful eyes and hair, SHES AMAZING AND SWEET!!!!!!!

I wish I could be like Assile

by JAGSJSB May 24, 2020

assvertising

Those ugly-as-sin pants that have words written across the ass-cheeks. When watching a woman assvertising while she walks, you get this effect: "hillCREST" (step) "HILLcrest" depending on which ass-cheek is up. Severely not sexy.

Look, Tanya's decided to assvertise today!

"Should I buy these pants?" "Ew, no, those are assvertising pants."

by Nikaia July 16, 2008

Assident

When you do something to piss someone off, then say it was an accident in fear of revenge.

*Purposely team kill in call of duty* Player 1:Im getting you back for that! Player 2:Sorry that was an accident (Really an assident)

by Chissie May 12, 2010

Assivitis

Disease that causes inflammation of the ass.

Don’t go bare ass in a hot tub. Might get the Assivitis.

by Normal norm January 19, 2022

Assilem

Hot sexy bartender with a big ASS booty.

Damn! ASSilem's bootay!!!

by Glitterness August 12, 2013

assident

A voracious pussy-licker can sometimes make a butt-related accident, hence, assident:
When you're eating a fantastic snizz and your tongue slips in her asshole. Perhaps the word is better used when it's a dirty asshole.

As soon as said accident is made, it's good to play up the situation by using baby-talk:

Man, to woman, making cute-sy frowny face: "Baby made an assident".

by Davey C. January 5, 2008