assailant

A person who attacks someone on a road or a masked attacker.

He was attacked by an unknown assailant.

by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 24, 2009

assclown

1. A person who, while under the influence, makes a complete fool of himself while attempting humor. An assclown may wear an wordasshat/word.

2. A person who, while making a serious attempt as something, fails to realize what a complete fool he has made of himself.

3. An untalented schmuck.

1. That assclown thought he was being funny when he pretended to choke at the party, but everyone thought he was just being foolish.

2. The actor, while in character, made such an assclown of himself during the production that most of the audience started to talk during his monologues.

3. That assclown can't play the guitar at all.

by RumGunner August 29, 2002

assflag

Someone who deserves to have a pool cue shoved up their ass and then waved around like a flag.

That guy at the pool hall, Brett, is a real assflag.

by Dan September 23, 2003

assclown

someone who acts like an idiot to the fullest.

look at this assclown running a red light.

by sinestro1 December 25, 2010

assblaster

a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper

last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster

by scott davis August 10, 2004

Assalingus

A slang term for "tossing salad". Rectum munching, glutious maximus muchimus or good ol' fashion ass eating.

By reviewing the end results, the person performing assalingus probably wore braces or some other metal mouth device.

The EMTs determined that the rupture was caused by excessive assalingus.

by Enrico Smith May 9, 2008

Assailing

To attack with or as if with violent blows; assault.

Mike Tyson to Dermot Murnaghan on Sky News:

""You're starting to irritate me now... I guess I did change because I'm not assailing you""

by Hip-Hopper November 8, 2009