Assifdaddy

A tall Bangladeshi man with mild resemblance to Pi Patel, popular amongst female terrorist fighters

Assifdaddy - blast inside me until you blow my brains out - a particular female terrorist.

by Mikcoxhard February 1, 2021

Assfend

Odoriferous, offensive and generally unclean state of ones ass, due to having broken the sphincter seal by having a bowel movement AFTER showering, and, not re-showering, or at least washing said offensive anus with a moist towelette as a courtesy to the rest of the population.

You NEVER poop AFTER a shower. ALWAYS BEFORE, or you break the seal and, therefore, are no longer fresh as a Summers Eve and might as well re-shower or walk around the rest of the day wondering just how many people you've assfended.

by seebeew April 14, 2010

Asif

He might look cold hearted but he is best thing that could happen to anyone, he has a very pure heart and his existence is something you'd crave for eternity. Lets not forget how adorable his voice is that soothes your heart and dives into your heart. He is someone very possessive for people he likes. He probably wouldn't like you giving attention to soemone else more than him.

Why do you need other boys when you've asif in your life, he is all in one.

by Rmxxx October 11, 2021

Assface

Someone who either A) does something to piss you off or B) does something stupid. Synonomous with jackass, loser, dumbass, idiot, bitch, jerk, etc.

Gah Mary! Why'd you have to kick all my shit over? You assface!!!

by Ebe1 February 27, 2008

assfault junkies

An obnoxious motorcycle gang based in Cincinnati composed primarily of tools, squids and douche bags.

Hey did you see the news? A bunch of Assfault Junkies got arrested for doing wheelies down the highway....again

Did you see that guy almost crash his bike? What a total assfault junkie!

by Eric M 775 October 24, 2010

Penis In your Assface

Something You say when you run out of cumbacks. May also be said as Assface in your penis, Penis face in your ass, and face penis in your ass. May somehow result in death.

Bob: " You suck cock"
You: "Penis in your Assface"

by NinjaStephen February 27, 2010

AssFault

n. AssFault is a more elegant and more sophisticated term to replace the relatively more vulgar ButtCrack or its synonym, AssCrack.

etymology: AssFault is a conjoining of two terms: "Ass," which refers to the posterior of a person, and "Fault" which is a geological term indicating a break or a crack.

After the long bike ride over the asphalt my AssFault was very sore... I think I need a new seat.

Dude 1: Dude-- pull up your pants. I can see your butt is broken!

Dude2: What?

Dude1: I can see your AssFault!

by Neologian-PJG November 16, 2012